Kimo:

How come I come, I stay you go?

Why is it that when I got here, you were already gone?
Moki:

Cuz was going when came. how come you come no call?

Because I was already on my way out before you got here. Why didnt you call before you came over?
Kimo:

How I going call when stay coming already?

How am I supposed to call you when I am already headed here?
(This was before Cell Phones)
Moki:

Eh, when you stay going come go try call!

Listen, you should call before you come over.
Kimo:

Next time I no come, I going.

If I am not already headed here, I will [Call]
Moki:

OK, next time you going come I stay, me, I no go. But if you going stay coming, I no stay, no stay, go!

OK, the next time you are going to come over, and if I am home, I will wait for you. But, If you are headed over and I am not home, dont wait here for me, just leave.
Kimo:

Of course! I no going stay you stay gone. But me, if I stay coming and you stay gone, then I stay going and you stay coming, what?

Of Course! I am not going to wait around if you are not home. But, if I get here and you are not home and I leave you you are headed back here, what should I do?
Moki:

Then no go come first place.

Then just dont come over in the first place
Kimo:

In the first place, I going call I stay coming and if you going go, me I no going come, cuz when call for see if you going go already, stay!

In the first place, I will call to let you know I am coming over here, and if you are headed out, I will not come over because I called to find out if you are going to leave and I will stay home.
Moki:

Pardon me?

Hah?