Rap Reiplinger's
"Local Argument #7"
Kimo:
How come I come, I stay you go?
Why is it that when I got here, you were already gone?
Moki:
Cuz was going when came. how come you come no call?
Because I was already on my way out before you got here. Why didnt you call before you came over?
Kimo:
How I going call when stay coming already?
How am I supposed to call you when I am already headed here?
(This was before Cell Phones)
Moki:
Eh, when you stay going come go try call!
Listen, you should call before you come over.
Kimo:
Next time I no come, I going.
If I am not already headed here, I will [Call]
Moki:
OK, next time you going come I stay, me, I no go. But if you going stay coming, I no stay, no stay, go!
OK, the next time you are going to come over, if I am home, I will wait for you. But, If you are headed over and I am not home, dont wait here for me, just leave.
Kimo:
Of course! I no going stay you stay gone. But me, if I stay coming and you stay gone, then I stay going and you stay coming, what?
Of Course! I am not going to wait around if you are not home. But, if I get here and you are not home and I leave but you are headed back here, what should I do?
Moki:
Then no go come first place.
Then just dont come over in the first place
Kimo:
In the first place, I going call I stay coming and if you going go, me I no going come, cuz when call for see if you going go already, stay!
In the first place, I will call to let you know I am coming over here, and if you are headed out, I will not come over because I called to find out if you are going to leave and I will stay home.
Moki:
Pardon me?
Hah?