You will be very pleased with the number of items you can find here at Mein Kraft! We have millions of products for you to chose from. There are colorful things, bright things, shiny things, heavy things light things, red things, blue things, orange things, things to go into other things, thing to put those things in, you name it we have heard of it! If we have not heard of it, rest assured that we will tell you that we have. There was this one time that this lady came in and rambled on and on about some useless information that was supposed to fire our imagination but the employee did not let that discourage him, he just kept on talking with her as if he had any sort of clue what she was talking about, and even after nearly forty-five minutes of talking, she still had no idea that the employee she was talking to had never even heard about the topic she was discussing with him. Now that is impressive, wouldn't you say? There was another customer that came in and was complaining about a television set that we sold him a few weeks earlier. He was upset that a man came on to tell him how white his shirts could be, but he was convinced that he wasn't a real man because he didn't smoke the same cigarettes as he did. Luckily our employee was there and was able to console him by letting him know that he could get some satisfaction with our craft store, Mein Kraft! We are not afraid to tell you we know what we are talking about regardless of the subject matter! We can talk for hours without ever worrying about what we say or bother with fact checking what we are telling you. WE ARE THE ABSOLUTE AUTHORITY on the current subject matter. Of course, we are a lot more accurate when we talk about things he have done some research on, but that will not stop us from spouting out a whole slew of useless facts that we make up on the spot, in fact, we feel it makes the conversation a lot more interesting if you are not slowed down by having to regurgitate actual facts, we prefer the facts that we pull out of thin air. You will not be disappointed with all the knowledge we attest to having. We hope you come in and give us a chance to impress you!